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[stabilis]

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[avicula]

I have a surprise for you, Johnny boy

[stabilis]

Scale of 1 to 10, how frightened should I be?

[avicula]

You'll like this one.

[stabilis]

All right, shoot.

[avicula]

[ ONE IMAGE SENT

admittedly on the ground rather than in flight, but ]

LMFAO GOOD

[stabilis]

No shit

You got them to bring Lucy?? Where are you?

\o/

[avicula]

Clearing near the edge of the forest. I'll send coordinates.

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[greyjane]

[She's chewing on a carrot stick, because freud or something.]

How do you feel about food? As a general rule.

[stabilis]

[ Were your ears burning :') ]

Generally a fan of it. Why?

[greyjane]

[she's also a magical psychic!!

not really. but, you know. #reasons.]

I could use a guinea pig for a project of mine. [it's a salad. that's it, that's the project.] Let me know in advance if you're a carnivore and I'll add a slab of protein on the side.

[stabilis]

[ Wow, way to make a salad sound super weird. ]

I love slabs of protein. Do I have to sign a waiver?

[greyjane]

[It is super weird it's got nuts and fruit in it okay. Super weird.]

Then a slab of protein you shall have.

[She's pegging him as a steak sort of guy, so that's mentally added to her grocery list.]

Don't all fun, dangerous things require one these days? We'll see. Maybe I'll dream up something more interesting for you to do with your hands than hold a pen.

[stabilis]

[ Best kind of salad tbh. And he's probably more used to literal protein slabs, so real steak?? Yes please. ]

You wouldn't believe the amount of paperwork I deal with on a daily basis. [ Because he's so fun and dangerous, obviously. ] And maybe we can make it a team exercise — you know, brainstorming over protein.

[greyjane]

[She tips her head curiously to one side. That sounds almost like business, of a sort. Or maybe an innuendo. Alas, she is a business before pleasure sort of woman, and better safe than sorry she asks:]

What's on your mind?

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[siaw]

hey

still having existential crises about this place?

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[stabilis]

Existential crises is a bit strong
Let's go with "mild bemusement"

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[siaw]

i got news for you buddy its probably gonna last forever

and ever and ever

[stabilis]

Or until I go home. Although then we're talking a whole new kind of crisis. Multiverse theory tends to get a little messy.

Has anyone you know ever been here?

[siaw]

nnnnnot that i know of?

[stabilis]

That's the thing, you wouldn't know unless you happened to be here at the same time.

My boss and my brother are both here, but there's no guarantee they're actually the ones I knew. None of us remember the others up and vanishing, and we've all got different incentives. Either we're creating new universes by accepting the deal or we were never in the same universe to begin with.

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[nulliverse]

shais gone
and i havent gone with her

i suppose she probably told you as well so you knew the first part
but the second is
well
apparently i wasnt what she thought

not that she turned me down
i turned her down

thats all really, no need for high drama

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[stabilis]

[ Shai's good people, so the first part sucks — but he's kind of used to rolling with those punches, and it was her choice. The rest of it... ]

How about drinks instead of drama?

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[nulliverse]

thatd be lovely
thank you
anywhere particular in mind?

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[stabilis]

Is that Thief place still open? Or we could stick with Lucy if you want some peace and quiet.

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[nulliverse]

den of thieves?
its undergone a good number of management handovers lately
lucy might be safer
and yes i think i would prefer to be alone
i promise its not going to be a big soppy scene though