[ On this unfortunate day in November, Johnny is the mistaken recipient of a video. It's a video message so it's like one of those obnoxious Facebook autoplays too, except this one is grossly inappropriate porn and features some ostensibly violent deepthroat action. You know the kind. All running eyeliner and thrusting. ]
I told you it was possible. Stop flattering yourself.
[ by now she's figured to look at the responder, and at the last message in the conversation. it's definitely not one she sent. or, well, she'd sent it -- to ben. not johnny. rip. ]
Kriff.
[ that comes immediately, prompt and ready. then a long pause as she tries to collect what else to say. ]
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@rey.nolo (misfires!!!) (nsfw, cw: rough oral sex??)
I told you it was possible. Stop flattering yourself.
please........................
[ also obviously a misfire, guess accidentally snooping on rey's private business is just Life now. ]
johnny will never be the same
Kriff.
[ that comes immediately, prompt and ready. then a long pause as she tries to collect what else to say. ]
Kriff.
No.
That wasn't for you.
Obviously.
Kriff.
no subject
I mean, I wouldn't recommend it as a default for conversation starters, but this is a judgment free zone.
[ well, ]
Mostly a judgment free zone. I reserve the right to make bad jokes at your expense, obviously.
no subject
A conversation starter.
I don't start conversations with that.
There was context.
[ she's not sharing the context. she recognizes that at least. ]
no subject
[ a pause that's long enough to be awkward or maybe just an abrupt end to the conversation
]
So did he like the birthday present, or
no subject
[ r i p. she recognizes that he's giving her shit but she's also like THIS IS A BETTER CONVERSATION. ]
It's his birthday.
Today.
You know, you could just pretend you never saw it.
[ isn't that better than this awkward roast. ]
no subject
[ said with sympathy. flippant sympathy?? also nothing is better than awkward roasts. ]
If it'll really make you feel better, absolutely. It'll just be between me and my therapist.
no subject
[ ... right? now she's like maybe i won't ... resend it to the right address immediately. this kinkshaming. ]