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[ cooltalk ]

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Is this a guessing game? Because I can start guessing.

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now i want to hear what your guesses are

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[ Channeling their mundane entry-level access- ]

Waitress.

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yeah, no
try again

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Hair stylist.

[ she's qualified, js. ]

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definitely no
last one

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You know those were just funny guesses, right. I could guess right if I wanted to.

[ COULD HE............... ]

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prove it

[ it's security at a bar, not rocket science ]

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Easy.

[ but bad jokes, dutch ]

Food demonstrator.

[ Did they even have grocery stores in the Quad.......... probably none with free samples. ]

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i don't even know what that means

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It means the guy who gets to stand around handing out free samples.

[ A beat. ]

You're getting paid to beat people up. Right?

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obviously

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I'm so proud.

Where at?

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place called dorado

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Sounds classy.

[ He actually has no idea what it sounds like, but. ]

Free drinks?

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it's not the royale
but it's not awful

free drinks
and joy to buy other shit, too

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"other shit" means more drinks, right

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obviously
the not free kind
someone's gotta stock your fridge